10 julio 2007


Verdades divinas

Web-oneando me encontré un enlace a una dirección que lleva por título "For those who take life too seriously", la cual contiene frases con un alto grado de veracidad y de las cuales me permití tomar algunas muy ciertas:

  • A day without sunshine is, like, night
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Remember half the people you know are below average
  • Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


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